Mike's definitions

Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by Mike March 11, 2005

RussVerbofsky

really dumb and extremely ugly

That girl was so RussBerbofsky that it made me puke right then and there.

by mike November 16, 2003

Death_Slammer

Fag that likes to smoke cock on a daily basis

Wow, that guy is sucking off a cow like a real Death_Slammer

by Mike December 1, 2003

Southington

this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs

erik martin is a wigger

by mike December 17, 2003

Restructure

Corporate speak for fire or make redundant.

Today Paul was restructured

by Mike March 19, 2005

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004