Mike's definitions

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

blizzok

a multi-purpose word having meaning of anything. it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjitive.

what the blizzok?
thats a huge blizzok!
chad is a gay fucking homosexual blizzok who makes love to so many guys that his blizzok is looser than his mommas vagina because chad swallows and loves eating blizzok! chad is gay.

by mike January 17, 2004

Brutus Buckeye

n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.

Brutus Buckeye is suck a pimp, the ladies are all up ons.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Hourglass effect

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect

Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"

by Mike November 13, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 6, 2003

curi

of sheer coolness

by mike July 31, 2003

physicist

A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.

by Mike November 14, 2004