Definitions by Mikael Montgomery

Glummer

A person that is either rage-baiting or low-IQ.

Jimmy: Mate, why did you just add your own OC into history?

Patrick: You mean Karl Marx?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Patrick: You're such a stupid glummer!

Glummer by Mikael Montgomery May 6, 2026

Gumping

The act of meandering or wandering around in an aimless manner that makes very little sense to everyone, including yourself. Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.

George: "Dude, where were you?"
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."

Gumping by Mikael Montgomery May 20, 2025

Cinnamon Lung 

When eating cinnamon sticks, the dust gets into your lungs and you cannot help but cough for the rest of the day.

Mr. Brown, do you have the Pharaoh's Curse or just Cinnamon Lung? You are coughing like crazy!

Cinnamon Lung by Mikael Montgomery January 20, 2024

Restart 

A misspelling of the word "retard" that means the same thing. Also a way to censor "retard" or "retarded" in a way that is publicly accepted as "retard" is seen as somewhat offensive.

"Wow so funny I didn't mean to yell at a restart"

Restart by Mikael Montgomery July 8, 2020