pain-gwen

the proper way to pronounce "Penguin". This is most commonly heard in Pennsylvania and the Midwest. (It's cute.)
I wanna go to da zoo and see some tigers, gorillas, and pain-gwens.
by Midwestrn Soldier November 14, 2004
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Gays

See faggot, homo, fruit, fudgepacker, fruitcake, gay, cocksucker, carpetmuncher, lesbo, lesbian.
Male gays are known as faggots, homos, fruits, fudgepackers, fruitcakes, gays, and cocksuckers.
Female gays are known as homos, gays, carpetmunchers, lesbos, and lesbians
by Midwestrn Soldier April 18, 2006
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realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.
www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."
by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004
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Kentucky

the most Southern of Northern States. A lot of people in the Deep South seem to hate us; but many upper Northerners make fun of us as if we are a joke. Well, the latter is quite uninformed. They apparently do not know that we were on their side during the Civil War, as well as about 45% or more of the state population being Unionist, and hating (me) or disagreeing with the idea of the Southern Confederacy today. In addition the "official" Northerners do not realize that Pennsylvanians travelled down the Ohio River to settle much of northern and western Kentucky. Even a few New Yorkers made their new homes in the Commonwealth.
People think that we are the South because they don't realize that there is Southern influence (influence being the keyword) here, which is moderated by the sister states of Indiana and Ohio to the North. Missouri and Illinois are both full of Southern influence and are on a lower line of latitude than us, but they call it the Midwest. Why wouldn't that make us the same.
by Midwestrn Soldier September 15, 2004
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