Definitions by Mickybee

keep dick 

Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes

Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money

keep dick by Mickybee December 7, 2017

Funnel 

A woman's vagina.

Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?

Funnel by mickybee August 11, 2008