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Definitions by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner

No-pole-an 

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"
A title given to someone who surpasses all levels of greatness. The greatest award ever given. If someone is given the status of "Herr", they instantly morph into the *Almighty Loaf*. All but the great lord Herr Angenommen can fight off the *Almighty Loaf*.

#autismlore
Jeff: "You have been given the status of 'Herr' Joe..."
Joe: "Ohhhh shiiii-" *morphs into *Almighty Loaf*
"I thought indie meant Indian" *facepalm.
George: "I love these indie games!"
Jeff: "George, that's an Indian child trafficker simulator..."
George: "Piss off Jeff, it's Indian..."
Jeff: ...

Depression 

The shittiest shit that can ever shit someon's shitting pants. If you are diagnosed with depression, it means you brain doesn't process enough chemicals because of stress, or a brain development error. This can lead to feelings of worthlessness, and even result in suicide.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.
Jimbo: "Greg, you've been eyeing my handgun with an auspicious look! Are you experiencing depression?"
Greg: ...