MickeytheChildhoodRuiner's definitions

Depression

The shittiest shit that can ever shit someon's shitting pants. If you are diagnosed with depression, it means you brain doesn't process enough chemicals because of stress, or a brain development error. This can lead to feelings of worthlessness, and even result in suicide.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.

Jimbo: "Greg, you've been eyeing my handgun with an auspicious look! Are you experiencing depression?"
Greg: ...

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 3, 2020

Himpster

The words "pimp" and "hipster" combined.

Joe: "Look at Max with all his gucci. The babes are surrounding him!"
Jeff: "What a himpster!!!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 27, 2020

Pull a Deadpool

When you fake your death to get back at a fucker.

Joe: "WTH? I thought you were dead!"
Jeff: "I wanted to Pull a Deadpool so I could get back at you for eating the last muffin, bitch!"
Jeff: *Pulls out desert eagle, and blows a sizable hole into Joe's forehead, blowing his brains across the wall behind him.*

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

No-pole-an

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.

Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020