Pull a Deadpool

When you fake your death to get back at a fucker.

Joe: "WTH? I thought you were dead!"
Jeff: "I wanted to Pull a Deadpool so I could get back at you for eating the last muffin, bitch!"
Jeff: *Pulls out desert eagle, and blows a sizable hole into Joe's forehead, blowing his brains across the wall behind him.*

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

Himpster

The words "pimp" and "hipster" combined.

Joe: "Look at Max with all his gucci. The babes are surrounding him!"
Jeff: "What a himpster!!!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

No-pole-an

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.

Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

Grower

A person whose penis enlargens and thickens when sexually excited.

Jill: "OMG, you're only 4" fucking inches???"
Jake: "No babe, my dick enlargens and thickens by 78% when erect... er, don't ask how I know... I'm a grower...."

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020