Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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stitching quilts

permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
what's wrong with Bryan?

homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be

straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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spacemance

can you believe all the spacemance going on?
by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009
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Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.
you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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