a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.
usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.
why not?
because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
why not?
because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
