Mickey Darling's definitions

space biscuits

some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.

this shit will send you

straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.

what's wrong with Prox?

i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.

you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.

Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Smut Pedoler

a convicted sex offender on a constant pursuit for a Smut Pedaller in the neighborhood.

did you see that little Smut Pedaller pedal by the house?

yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.

you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.

dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009