an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.
that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
mugGet the stepped in a puddle of dumbassmug.

red worming

when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...

Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??

Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
mugGet the red wormingmug.

Flawesome

flawless and awesome = Flawesome
Did you just see that chick?
totally flawesome.

Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!
by Mickey Darling August 02, 2009
mugGet the Flawesomemug.
a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
mugGet the spilled some dumbass on yourselfmug.

McClean

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.
what's wrong with you broham?

you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?

yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
mugGet the McCleanmug.

space biscuits

some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.

this shit will send you

straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
what's wrong with Prox?

i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
mugGet the space biscuitsmug.

pencil jockeying

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
mugGet the pencil jockeyingmug.