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Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Smut Pedaller

an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?

she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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spacemance

can you believe all the spacemance going on?
by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009
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spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
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Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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splincision

did you just see that splincision?

yeah, he just totally saved that little girl's life.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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Tardspace

what Myspace has become, retarded.
tardspace is ghey now, no wonder everyone is on Facebook.
by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009
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