35 definitions by Mickey Darling
an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?
you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck
a top notch bitch.
a top notch bitch.
i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009