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red worming

when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...

Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??

Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
mugGet the red wormingmug.

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the straddling the fencemug.

kuma sutra

a discontinued 80's B movie that Roddy Piper was going to star in instead of Hell Comes To Frogtown
i'm sure glad kuma sutra tanked before production because we would have never got to see a masterpiece like Hell Comes To Frogtown.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the kuma sutramug.

Smut Pedaller

an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?

she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Smut Pedallermug.

spacemance

can you believe all the spacemance going on?
by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009
mugGet the spacemancemug.

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Telepathetic Powersmug.

do you mind?

an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.
Micah : do you mind?

Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
mugGet the do you mind?mug.

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