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A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
by Mick O'Neill November 13, 2006
Get the ass nazi mug.Person 1: "Tom's ride is so pimp."
Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."
Person 1: "It's still cool, though."
Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."
Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"
Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"
Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."
Person 1: "It's still cool, though."
Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."
Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"
Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"
by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006
Get the Ass Navigator mug."A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."
Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006
Get the fuel injection mug."During World War II, German engineers developed some of the world's first jet fighters. Among these was the messershit ME-262."
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