Definitions by Michelle Barr

ugly fairy 

A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy.

Guy 1: "See that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she got slapped by the ugly fairy.'

ugly fairy by Michelle Barr July 27, 2008

Girl Fairy 

That special time of the month when a woman's vagina is busy bleeding. Sister of the ugly fairy.

Girl 1: "Man I am sore, the girl fairy is smacking me this week."

Girl 2: "I know what you mean, the stupid bitch bit my ass last week."

Girl Fairy by Michelle Barr April 20, 2008

basthole 

A lighter version of a bastard or an asshole. Made up by my sister and me to not really swear in front of my daughter.

He's such a basthole for eating your chocolate bunny.

basthole by Michelle Barr December 20, 2006