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Definitions by Michael the smart boy

Robber:I broken your vase
Person: really
Robber:yes
Person:oh fuck 🀦
a time that does not exist
Person 1:what's the time
Person 2: 25:00
Person 1:25:00 does not even exist
Person 2: that's from a 36 hour clock
Person 1:idby(I don't believe you)

Person 2: are you dum

Person 1: looks like someone has a fucking brain
Person 2: I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN!!! πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ πŸ˜Ύ

(put your headphones on cuz this will be πŸ’―% loud)

Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Person 2:noice πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚
25:00 by Michael the smart boy August 6, 2021

πŸ‘οΈ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘οΈ 

The face of sillyness

(People will think you change your face)
Magician: welcome to my magic show

Audience:ooo
Magician: today I'm going to change this face πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ to this face πŸ‘οΈ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘οΈ
Audience:ooo
Magician:πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ ABRACADABRA!!!!
πŸ‘οΈ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘οΈ

Audience:wow

Magician:MaGiC ah! πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘…πŸ‘οΈ
Audience:*applause and woos*
Magician:thank u Thank you thank You UuU you can all go now

\_πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ_/ ?

It means you don't know where your thing is like a phone or box or lost pet.
Jeff: where is my glasses
John: dunno \_πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ_/ ?
Jeff:bruh
John:no bruh to you
Jeff and John: -_-

πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Ž 

When you hate someone and you never want to talk to him/her again
Reggie:miss I done my work
Miss buffet: .........
Reggie:what
Miss buffet: I...I.....HATE YOUR WORK REGGIE πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Ž

Reggie:I'm so sorry miss buffet Γ³_Γ²
Miss buffet:U ARE NOT SORRY!!!! UR COMING TO PRINCIPAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW

Reggie: 😭

(When they got to principal)
Principal Grace : morning miss buffet, why are you mad?
MiSs BuFfEt: REGGIE SCRIBBLED HIS WORK πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Ž , TAKE A LOOK A THIS

Principal Grace: (reads the work) WTF WTH IS THIS?? ITS TOO RUBBISH
miss buffet:ikr?
principal Grace:UR KICKED OUT OF THIS SCHOOL
Reggie: NOooooOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

πŸ‘πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘ 

Similar to πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ but add thumbs and.... ta-da

πŸ‘πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘ A NEW FACE YAY πŸ˜„
Dan: miss buffet I done my work
Miss buffet:hmm
Miss buffet: it's....... EXCELLENT! WELL DONE DAN πŸ‘πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘

Dan:thx

Miss buffet:don't thank me Ur work is awesome πŸ‘πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘ the principal will love this πŸ˜„

Dan:really?
Miss buffet:yea
Dan:Omg I'm so lucky

β“‚οΈπŸ…°οΈπŸ…ΏοΈ 

Same way of typing map
George: where are we going?

Harry:to McDonalds so we are using a β“‚οΈπŸ…°οΈπŸ…ΏοΈ

Later...
Harry:k we're here now let's order McDonalds
George:ooo minions is on McDonalds now
Harry:ikr
Harry:I'm gonna order

Harry:ok can I have 1 happy meal with cheese burger and chips with orange juice an I'd like a toy

McDonalds man:ok coming right up
A few minutes later..
Mcdonalds man:Here yu go
Harry:thx
McDonalds man:np enjoy!