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Definitions by Michael the smart boy

๐Ÿคฆ

Robber:I broken your vase
Person: really
Robber:yes
Person:oh fuck ๐Ÿคฆ
a time that does not exist
Person 1:what's the time
Person 2: 25:00
Person 1:25:00 does not even exist
Person 2: that's from a 36 hour clock
Person 1:idby(I don't believe you)

Person 2: are you dum

Person 1: looks like someone has a fucking brain
Person 2: I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜พ

(put your headphones on cuz this will be ๐Ÿ’ฏ% loud)

Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Person 2:noice ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™‚
25:00 by Michael the smart boy August 6, 2021

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ 

The face of sillyness

(People will think you change your face)
Magician: welcome to my magic show

Audience:ooo
Magician: today I'm going to change this face ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ to this face ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
Audience:ooo
Magician:๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ABRACADABRA!!!!
๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Audience:wow

Magician:MaGiC ah! ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
Audience:*applause and woos*
Magician:thank u Thank you thank You UuU you can all go now

\_๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ_/ ?

It means you don't know where your thing is like a phone or box or lost pet.
Jeff: where is my glasses
John: dunno \_๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ_/ ?
Jeff:bruh
John:no bruh to you
Jeff and John: -_-

๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž 

When you hate someone and you never want to talk to him/her again
Reggie:miss I done my work
Miss buffet: .........
Reggie:what
Miss buffet: I...I.....HATE YOUR WORK REGGIE ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž

Reggie:I'm so sorry miss buffet รณ_รฒ
Miss buffet:U ARE NOT SORRY!!!! UR COMING TO PRINCIPAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW

Reggie: ๐Ÿ˜ญ

(When they got to principal)
Principal Grace : morning miss buffet, why are you mad?
MiSs BuFfEt: REGGIE SCRIBBLED HIS WORK ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž , TAKE A LOOK A THIS

Principal Grace: (reads the work) WTF WTH IS THIS?? ITS TOO RUBBISH
miss buffet:ikr?
principal Grace:UR KICKED OUT OF THIS SCHOOL
Reggie: NOooooOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ 

Similar to ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ but add thumbs and.... ta-da

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ A NEW FACE YAY ๐Ÿ˜„
Dan: miss buffet I done my work
Miss buffet:hmm
Miss buffet: it's....... EXCELLENT! WELL DONE DAN ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

Dan:thx

Miss buffet:don't thank me Ur work is awesome ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ the principal will love this ๐Ÿ˜„

Dan:really?
Miss buffet:yea
Dan:Omg I'm so lucky

โ“‚๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ 

Same way of typing map
George: where are we going?

Harry:to McDonalds so we are using a โ“‚๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ

Later...
Harry:k we're here now let's order McDonalds
George:ooo minions is on McDonalds now
Harry:ikr
Harry:I'm gonna order

Harry:ok can I have 1 happy meal with cheese burger and chips with orange juice an I'd like a toy

McDonalds man:ok coming right up
A few minutes later..
Mcdonalds man:Here yu go
Harry:thx
McDonalds man:np enjoy!