Definitions by Michael Waldren

strawberryclock 

Strawberry clock is the king of the Portal. Everyone loves strawberryclock.

Look at what I said Above^^

strawberryclock by Michael Waldren August 15, 2004

Fast Food Toys

Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!

A Fast Food Toy? Throw it away!

Fast Food Toys by Michael Waldren July 3, 2004

Waid 

A common misspelling of Wade. Usually done on purpose when typing. Nickname for Wade Fulp!

Waid Plz Ban!

Waid by Michael Waldren May 23, 2004

oska 

A koala bear that stays on your desktop. The equivalent to bonzi buddy, oska will work as spyware and should not be downloaded.

Damn you, oska! I wish I never downloaded you!

oska by Michael Waldren May 23, 2004

Shok 

The Maker of FDA. A musical genius! Also Known As Lavender Hill Mob.

OMG! Shok is the best musician ever!

Shok by Michael Waldren May 17, 2004

tomas and alan guinan 

The creators of eskimo bob. tomas is bob, and alan is alfonzo.

I sure wish I could meet tomas and Alan!

tomas and alan guinan by Michael Waldren March 16, 2004