Definitions by Michael Wahl

big montana 

When someone is sleeping you spread your butt cheeks and stick their nose in your asshole and fart, then slap their face with your cheeks

i gave andrew mitchell a big montana last night

big montana by Michael Wahl May 13, 2005

flame slap 

the act of spraying your hand with axe deoderant, lighting it on fire, and slapping some kid in the face. this may cause severe burning such as the chase smith effect but who gives a fuck

charlie flame slapped my ass

flame slap by Michael Wahl May 13, 2005

Belgium Dip

When you bob for apples with a tea filled bucket with cum filled balloons floating around

Brian Wallace had a Belgium Dip party but he was the only kid who showed up

Belgium Dip by Michael Wahl March 8, 2005

Tiberian Butt Mongrel 

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs

dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night

Tiberian Butt Mongrel by Michael Wahl March 4, 2005

Spanish Turnip 

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump

I gave Taylor Link a spanish turnip for his birthday and he threw up

Spanish Turnip by Michael Wahl February 11, 2005