Michael LeSuer's definitions

douchecadet

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

fock

The way Arctic Monkeys pronounce the word "fuck."

"...Because she must be focking freezing..."

by Michael LeSuer April 27, 2007

post-haircut lesbian look

The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.

Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.

by Michael LeSuer May 21, 2007

clunkathon

A word often used to describe a movie or CD meaning that it was a total drag.

Man, Lady in the Water was a real clunkathon!

by Michael LeSuer October 15, 2007