Michael Ehrmantraut 's definitions

Saddam and osama

A really funny show

That show Saddam and Osama is funny

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

Femboy Thighs

The reason i haven't turned my cranial inside out with a 12 gauge

I live for femboy thighs And they're the only reason I haven't killed myself (I'm wildly depressed)

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 11, 2024

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

Steve

Chances are, Steve is a great guy. He's a loyal friend, he's funny, and he's brave.

"yo this is my friend Steve, he's cool"

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

Femboy Thighs

The thighs of a femboy. They're usually thick and squishy, and I really wish i had some ngl

Femboy thighs are one of the best things ever, The only cure for depression

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

An-22

A Soviet-Russian and Soviet-Ukrainian heavy transport aircraft, powered by turboprop engines. Hilariously, it's NATO reporting name is "cock".

NATO radar operator: We've got a big fat cock, it's about to ram into some of our guys
Officer: just say An-22 Marvin

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023