Michael's definitions

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

shitbox

noun, 1.buttocks,when clothed; 2.ass-crack, anal cleff, and buttocks when unclothed

dude! look at the shitbox on that dude.

by Michael May 21, 2004

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 10, 2004

richie rich

see "richierich"

see "richierich

by michael April 21, 2003

on crack

Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.

Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab

by Michael January 18, 2005