Definitions by Mic

spermdizzle 

True Story: I was in my Study hall class this year and me and my friends Danny wanted to leave class. So we walked up to the Sub (our real teacher wasnt there) and said we want to leave. Being a gay ass sub she wanted our names in case we skipped school or something which would have been increadibly stupid considering all of our belonging were still in that class. anyways shes asked me my name. I told her. She then asked for dannys and before he could say anything i said danny sperdizzle. The sub then replized. How do you spell that.

Hey spermdizzle, gets your fat ass over here

spermdizzle by Mic August 5, 2004

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

donkey dick by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit 

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

green shit by Mic August 5, 2004

ballsack 

The male body part also known as a scrotum. It contains two of the most important body parts that any man in this world would never want to lose. If you get hit in the ballsack you may hear someone say one of any theses three things.
1. Shit my balls
2. oww my balls
3. MY BALLS
NOTE: Never say ballsack when being hit in tha ballsack. It's just not right

Hey babe, wanna c my ballsack

ballsack by Mic August 5, 2004

shittylog 

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

shittylog by Mic August 5, 2004

bitom 

When your mom is being a bitch and won't let you do anything. Its an easy way to call your mom a bitch when your pisses, and she won't knoe wat your saying.

Your such a "Bitom" Mom.

bitom by Mic August 5, 2004

whitecabbage 

The gayest assitant principal in the world. All the kids at our school hate em. No one likes him. I dont know how you can walk around our school and the kids laugh at him. He is an ass and needs 2 b fired.
IF YOUR WITH ME SAY FUCK MR. WHITECABBAGE!

When Mr. Whitecabbage walked up to the mic at an awards cerimony, the whole school booed him. Plus the teachers use him as a threat because no one likes him therefore he doestn like you. so he will give you a big punishment

whitecabbage by Mic August 5, 2004