MiKe's definitions

lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.

man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!

by Mike August 2, 2004

ex0crite

Past zEx member that is legit as CPL. Ownij

"ex0crite is such a LEGIT"

by Mike August 19, 2003

corksucker

mispronounced cocksucker as in the film, Johnny Dangerously

"You fargin' corksucker!"
translation: You fucking cocksucker

by Mike November 19, 2003

lip snot

see fanny batter

her pussy was dripping with lip snot

by mike January 5, 2004

glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.

We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.

by Mike November 12, 2004

cockknobbler

Anyone who shows a predisposition towards or who enjoys the act of knobbling cocks.

Wow, she's a real cockknobbler.

by Mike February 6, 2003