Definitions by MiKe
george w bush
The recent scapegoat that ignorant Americans blame for the worlds faults, as if those problems didn't exist before 2000.
Dude 1: Shit dude, I know I failed that test.
Dude 2: Don't worry, just tell the prof that George Bush is dumb and made the test too hard.
LATER
Dude 1: Hey Dr. Smith, Bush made that test...
Prof: {SLAP!!!}
Dude 2: Don't worry, just tell the prof that George Bush is dumb and made the test too hard.
LATER
Dude 1: Hey Dr. Smith, Bush made that test...
Prof: {SLAP!!!}
george w bush by Mike May 3, 2005
Ad hominem
Whilst in an arguement, to avoid the point (thus a cop-out) and to insult the person arguing. Often because the person who results to the insults has no logical/intelligent point, thus they break down to immaturity.
Jon: I've made my point five times and all you've done is call me 'gay', way to resort to ad hominem, dude.
Ad hominem by Mike April 26, 2005
UVA
A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.
Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.
cchs
School in Miami that is more fucking awesome than Belen...I dont recall Belen making top 50 High Schools in Miami do I? We arent fucking fags like the Belen guys. If they think we all suck than they can kiss our asses.
Our Lady of Lourdes Academy
School of mostly rich snobby prude bitches. I dont know why they go out with Belen guys they arent even interested in them cuz they are all gay.
Our Lady of Lourdes Academy by Mike April 25, 2005
Lindsay Lohan
No matter how many pictures of her are put onto collegehumor.com, she's still thought of as wholesome.
The day will come where we'll see Lindsay completely topless, and that will be proof that on the eighth day, God made Lindsay and Monday Night Football
Lindsay Lohan by Mike April 25, 2005