Illegal Mike

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

by Mike June 11, 2006

7:30

when a man has sex with a women when she is sleeping in bed at 7:30 in the morning

hey you pervert i was sleeping bastard

by mike September 15, 2004

pwns

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport.

Dude, he pwns you at Halo.
He pwns all of you at basketball.
I pwn your sister... all night long.

by Mike November 03, 2003

red baron

Liquid DXM, aka robotussin.

I have myself a date with the Red Baron tonight.

by Mike February 06, 2006

fade to black

A song by the band Metallica, from the album "Ride the Lightening".

"Fade to Black is fucking great."

by Mike August 29, 2003

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

mullettron

a mullettron is the ultimate warrior monster madeout of metal it a in style haircut that can kill a baby.mullettron can be seen in the wild this is on tuff cookie it will rip your asshole open and eat your insides it listens to the best of music eeka-mouse(also good with hot karls and hot charlies)

look mullettron is having sex with that tiger!

by mike March 08, 2004