MiK's definitions

oontz

random cry of surprise

''Oontz! I didn't know ya mamma was so fat!''

by Mik December 14, 2003

puto

A derisive word used to belittle and demean another individual, especially if they happen to be spanish/mexican/dirty. Puto has a similar connotation as calling a man a "bitch" but may also be used in reference to any dirty slut who deserves it.

hombre #1: "I ain't afraid of no jail meng"

hombre #2: "You should be. They're gonna pass your puto ass around like currency"

by mik March 25, 2003

Piffle

An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'

'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.

by Mik March 10, 2003

burnley

A shite hole, with the very shite football club, burnley is very competetive with blackburn, but blackburn always seems to win at everything

Fu*k burnley right off, sheep sheep sheep shaggers,

by mik January 7, 2004