Definitions by Mexican Soviet

floppy wanded dementor buggerer 

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

floppy wanded dementor buggerer by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

losquat 

A very heavy, very low barbell squat that causes the lifter's rectum to burst.

Francis is in hospital thanks to a losquat.

losquat by Mexican Soviet August 31, 2016