5 definitions by Metroid > Zelda

Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?

by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023

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by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 30, 2023

Legend of Zelda

Mid. Metroid is a better exploration game because cool female protagonist using bird technology to shoot evil space aliens is better than some generic dude using a sword to hit weird things.

Metroid is better than Legend of Zelda. it

by Metroid > Zelda May 30, 2023

Samus

A sexy female who uses bird magic to kill evil space aliens.

SAMUS IS AWESOME

by Metroid > Zelda June 26, 2023