Merchant's definitions

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.

Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Chicom

Short for Chinese Communist and sometimes Chinese Communications (military intel, not normal language), and also widely used in military terms to describe something Chinese such as a Type-56 assault rifle or a Chicom Bag and sometimes in general to things which pertain to asian communism. Chicom originated out of the Vietnam War and was first used as slang for tiny burlap bags or packets which usually contained Chinese, NVA, or Vietcong made communist propaganda as well as intel, ammo, food, medical supplies, etc.

Private Steve:"These chicom rations taste like rat shit..." Sargeant Wilko: "That chicom ration IS rat shit... your eating a can filled with it you moron!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005