Being in a school in which one has to listen to paranoid liberal and communist as well as occasionally democrat ramblings about how the Masons control the world and that all conservatives are really a race of Martians bent on taking away our right to buy pre-paid phone cards. When in reality all liberal/socialist teachers are in fact a race known only as the assgoblins.
"Oh god... Don't make me go to hell! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Just then a nuclear ICBM hits Hell and explodes destroying the liberal assgoblins inside and freeing the world so us Martians can finally take away your pre-paid phone cards.
by Merchant August 07, 2005
"The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris, so I slid a new mag into my Socom .45ACP before opening the door..."
by Merchant August 06, 2005
An alien much like the Greys (aka Zeta Reticulins) who usually accompanies Greys on their abductions and have blue skin as apposed to Reticulins' gray skin, have round black eyes as apposed to sideways seed-shaped, and usually wear burlap-like cloaks.
"Strieber describes, with out actually using the term Blue, what the Blues look like and he claims they smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard"
by Merchant August 06, 2005