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One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.
"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."
by Merchant September 1, 2005
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Get the Mexile mug.Being in a school in which one has to listen to paranoid liberal and communist as well as occasionally democrat ramblings about how the Masons control the world and that all conservatives are really a race of Martians bent on taking away our right to buy pre-paid phone cards. When in reality all liberal/socialist teachers are in fact a race known only as the assgoblins.
"Oh god... Don't make me go to hell! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Just then a nuclear ICBM hits Hell and explodes destroying the liberal assgoblins inside and freeing the world so us Martians can finally take away your pre-paid phone cards.
by Merchant September 1, 2005
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