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The videogame console for morons which is completely inferior to Sony's Playstation 2 and even 1 as well as Dreamcast and gamecube (while i hate nintendo, Resident Evil 4 does kick ur ass).
"Hi I'm Billy Xbox and I'm a moron!" "Hi I'm Playstation Pete and I say fuck you assgoblin!"
by Merchant August 06, 2005

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A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)
"Ah ha! I see your schwartz is as long as mine!"
by Merchant August 06, 2005

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A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.
"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.
by Merchant August 06, 2005

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