gangster

the thing you can never be because, one you're looking up ganster on the computer, and two you looked it up spelling it
g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r instead of g-a-n-g-s-t-a

wtf you dont know what a gangster is

that guy is in no way a gangster

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

by Menyae Shoemaker April 09, 2009

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

definition

this

the definition for a definition is a definition

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

birthday

The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.

Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

Goldsmith

the name given to an under-achieving teacher who thinks too highly of himself

Look at that guy he's such a goldsmith

by Menyae Shoemaker April 01, 2009

teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009