9 definitions by Menyae Shoemaker

teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

Goldsmith

the name given to an under-achieving teacher who thinks too highly of himself

Look at that guy he's such a goldsmith

by Menyae Shoemaker April 1, 2009

woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

gangster

the thing you can never be because, one you're looking up ganster on the computer, and two you looked it up spelling it
g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r instead of g-a-n-g-s-t-a

wtf you dont know what a gangster is

that guy is in no way a gangster

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

lunch break

the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker

Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009