teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

by Menyae Shoemaker April 09, 2009

Goldsmith

the name given to an under-achieving teacher who thinks too highly of himself

Look at that guy he's such a goldsmith

by Menyae Shoemaker April 01, 2009

definition

this

the definition for a definition is a definition

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 31, 2009

birthday

The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.

Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009