Menyae Shoemaker's definitions

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by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009

birthday

The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.

Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

Goldsmith

the name given to an under-achieving teacher who thinks too highly of himself

Look at that guy he's such a goldsmith

by Menyae Shoemaker April 1, 2009

lunch break

the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker

Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009