Definitions by Menyae Shoemaker

woodchuck 

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

woodchuck by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009

Goldsmith 

the name given to an under-achieving teacher who thinks too highly of himself

Look at that guy he's such a goldsmith

Goldsmith by Menyae Shoemaker April 1, 2009

birthday 

The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.

Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."

birthday by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

gangster 

the thing you can never be because, one you're looking up ganster on the computer, and two you looked it up spelling it
g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r instead of g-a-n-g-s-t-a

wtf you dont know what a gangster is

that guy is in no way a gangster

gangster by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

definition 

this

the definition for a definition is a definition

definition by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

birthday 

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

birthday by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

teenage mother 

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

teenage mother by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009