Definitions by Melvis Piff

Cochrane, Ontario 

Small, depressing town in Northern Ontario, Canada.

I have to leave Cochrane as soon as I can!

Cochrane, Ontario by Melvis Piff March 19, 2004

Conway-Pitre Theory 

The implosive reaction that theoretically occurs when one morbidly obese individual makes contact with somebody who is exactly pi/10 of his or her weight.

Wow, he's so fat the Conway-Pitre Theory applies to him. RUN!!!

Conway-Pitre Theory by Melvis Piff February 18, 2004