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Definitions by Meijer's!

Altavista 

The best search engine to search for porn, simply because it has a videos section. All you have to do is type in the name of a porn site, and instantly ypu are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff
- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to altavista, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"
Altavista by Meijer's! November 11, 2005

hamburger 

A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.

You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.
Burger King...more like King of fake burgers! Bob's Bar in the small town of Smallville has the states best hamburgers!
hamburger by Meijer's! October 10, 2005

chocolate covered raisins 

A very tasty treat where raisins are covered in delicious milk chocolate. The end result is a chewy tasty snack!
A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito by Meijer's! September 15, 2005
I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(
Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*
8=D by Meijer's! August 10, 2005