nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 14, 2003

tubthumping

having sex in the bathtub (can/does involve more than 2 people)

he and i snuck into the bath room to "tubthump"

by megan November 11, 2004

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004

Facehead

Facehead is a nicer version of 'fck face.' or calling someone stupid,and retarded.

Brittany was acting like such a facehead on the phone.

by Megan June 30, 2004

schwaa

what the fuck?

when playing a new card game, one would say "schwaa" when they dont understand what the hell is going on

by megan January 10, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 07, 2004

Rainbow Cheesecake

Starting Your Period.

Random girl: Eeek!
Other random girl: What?
Random girl: Rainbow cheesecake!
Other random girl: Eeek!

by Megan November 07, 2004