59 definitions by Mega Hemroids

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Afri-Cola

The 2021 anti white movement started by Coke Cola per their “Stop being so white” campaign.

Man. I don’t get it. I lifted my Malibu. I got chameleon paint and knocked up four ho’s and I’m still not Afri-Cola enough for Coke. They bout to pink slip my ass!

by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021

Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021

Green

A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.

Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions

Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020