Definitions by Meesofat

Mike the Bike 

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

Mike the Bike by Meesofat June 1, 2020

Orient Express 

A word describing a lot of cocaine use, usually at least 12 lines in row. Comes from the length of railway ie “rails” the Orient Express traverses.

Jack : Man I was so fucked up last night.
Jill: why?
Jack. I was railing it like the Orient Express

Orient Express by Meesofat June 9, 2019

Screenshot Snitch 

A person who takes screenshots of your messages (on WhatsApp , messenger etc) and uses it against you later.

No messages are safe when you are talking to a screenshot snitch. He/she is analogous to a person wearing a “wire”.

That’ screenshot snitch , Adam just blew my chances with Amanda when he sent her screenshots of our WhatsApp messages when I called her a horny slut.

Screenshot Snitch by Meesofat March 30, 2019

Sharp as a beachball 

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.

John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball

Sharp as a beachball by Meesofat March 10, 2019

Dat muthafucker 

Another word for asshole , jerk, dick , cocksucker.

John :I got us floor seats to the Lakers tonight .
Jack: Great thanks dude . Btw Penfold isn’t coming.
John: WTF , I had to beg for those tickets ! Dat muthafucker!!!!!!

Dat muthafucker by Meesofat March 8, 2019

Triple B detox

Triple B detox.No booze No bitches No blow aka taking a break from hard partying. No alcohol, no sex and no cocaine.

What happened to meesofat?

He's on a triple B detox after being on the bender for a month.

Triple B detox by Meesofat March 7, 2019