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Definitions by Meera Swami

biscuit party

A seemingly innocent description for a sordid night of passion. May be accompanied by baking in an attempt to bring some wholesomeness to the whole slutty proceedings, but who knows what happens to all those baking ingredients.... I sure wouldn't want to be eating those cookies....
Why didn't you come home last night? I was at a biscuit party.
biscuit party by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

no holer 

Someone pretty clueless. Someone so clueless they don't know how many holes they have down under....
She is such a no holer, I can't believe you are even her friend.
no holer by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

hotilicious 

When someone is so extremely good looking and sexy that it sets them above the sphere of mere mortals.
Did you see the Pats game on Sunday? How is hotilicious Tom Brady!!!
hotilicious by Meera Swami January 22, 2007

skinny malinky 

Someone who is ridiculously thin but doesn't think they are. A condition commonly suffered by size zero celebrities such as Nicole Ritchie, Kate Bosworth, Teri Hatcher and the rest of the lollipop lady brigade.
I went dress shopping with her the other day and she thought she looked fat in everything she tried on, I was like, as if, you real skinny malinky.
skinny malinky by Meera Swami January 22, 2007

dilemmarama

A state of really serious dilemma which has far reaching and potentially devastating consequences.
when a friend has really serious BO and you don't know quite how to tell her, or sleeping with 2 men at once, or seeing one of your friends ex-boyfriends and not knowing how to tell her.... an extreme dilemmarama would be a combination of all the above at once!
dilemmarama by Meera Swami January 21, 2007

scandalarama 

A major scandal, usually involving completely outrageous and/ or uncharacteristic behaviour. Commonly used to describe the activities of certain celebrities, Li-Lo, Britney, Paris.... y'know who you are.
Scandalarama: Mel Gibson being outed as a misogynistic and anti-semitic bigot.
scandalarama by Meera Swami January 21, 2007
To extremely repel or disgust someone. In a skin-crawling, body shaking manner, usually accompanied by the exclamation "urrrrgggghhhh".
I was utterly repunged by his ginger body hair.
repunge by Meera Swami January 21, 2007