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schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.
Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.
by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011
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cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.
Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!
by Meekrab1 December 8, 2011
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