schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.
Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.
by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011
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Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.
Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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