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gashthrash 

1. To vigorously copulate with a female.
2. To utilize a stab wound as though it were female genitalia.
A: Hello naked man. May I inquire as to why your penis possesses a coating of coagulated blood, vaginal drippings, and saliva?

B: Certainly. A moment ago I gashthrashed your mum.

A: Gashthrashed you say?

B: Perhaps a demonstration would clarify matters?

A: By all means; proceed.

B: *pulls out large hunting knife*

A: AaaaaaHURGLE!!! GUH....GUH!!! Hyuuurgh!!! Keh, keh, keh AHHHHEEEEEE-URGH!!! GoOoOorgle, HOLK!!! I am expiring! *fecal discharge and flatulence*
gashthrash by Mediocrites_the_Average September 21, 2009

Gashhash 

a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash
this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it
Gashhash by jaffaw July 16, 2009

gashcrash 

1) A combination of gash and crash... turning up at a chick's house with sole intention for having sex.

2) To gatecrash a party with the express intention of partaking in sexual liaisons with females therein.
1) "What happened last night?"
"I gashcrashed at that slapper's flat."

2) Howlarge successfuly gashcrashed a party last week, pretending to be the brother of the birthday boy, and making off with a real stunner.
gashcrash by Howlarge April 3, 2007

gashtashtrophy 

Word used to describe a woman or a group of women who are particularly hideous looking.

Or to describe a drunk horny woman after a heavy night on the town.
Dude 1: Mate don't go in that night club, its an absolute gashtashtrophy in there.

Dude 2: Thanks for the heads up. Ill go somewhere else.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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