Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle June 26, 2007
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dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.
My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.
by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006
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Puppygaurd

1. A derogatory word for people in online pvp games who protect a single location in a large group when it doesn't need it. Puppygaurders are either afraid to die, or have no idea how to play. Puppygaurding usually leads to a loss.
I just got out of and AB where we outnumbered the alliance, but we had 8 people puppygaurding lumbermill while everyone else split up and got eaten alive.
by meatwhistle June 08, 2010
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Knotts Scary Farm

See Halloween Haunt

The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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