wanxiety

The inability to masturbate satisfactorily, for fear of getting caught

I was on the vinegar strokes, but the wanxiety was too much;I couldn't bust a nut.

by Mean Machine April 04, 2003

Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.

I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.

by Mean Machine April 04, 2003

Heavy Ass Weight

Heavy Ass Weight was first founded by our lord and savior Ronnie Coleman during the prime of Lifting. HAW can be defined as these three separate categories

Arms - if your curling anything over 50’s for reps, that’s heavy ass weight

Legs - if your repping 315 for 3 sets of 5, that’s heavy ass weight

Chest - if your repping 225, that’s heavy ass weight

Cade - “ hey dude how much is that guy over there lifting ? “

Rios - “ idk but it’s definitely some heavy ass weight “

by Mean machine May 22, 2022