MeL's definitions

cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

by Mel March 22, 2006

styroclam

The disposable hinged styrofoam (NO CFCs) container offered by a dining establishment when you can't finish your entire meal.

I thought that I was ONE HUNGRY MFer, but I ended up having to ask for a styroclam.

by Mel August 27, 2003

inme

InMe were a pretty cool band, and their most recent album (Overgrown Eden) was quite good. I used to be a huge fan but I stopped listenin to em cos I really don't rate them anymore after they sold one decent album and packed in.

Energy, Mosaic, Neptune, Crushed Like Fruit, Firefly etc. etc.

by Mel March 9, 2004

Monsontra, Beniquila

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.

by Mel July 15, 2008

Ectophile

This comes from the Happy Rhodes album "Ecto". Back in 1991, there was a mailing list sent out to discuss her music, and it was also called Ecto. However, the fans who got this mailing list also wanted to discuss other music they liked, and thus, became ectophiles.

An Ectophile might like music by Sarah McLachlan, Loreena McKinnit, or Jewel.

by mel January 22, 2005

mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

by Mel August 27, 2004