McLovin's Uncle's definitions

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

Clamboyant

The opposite of flamboyant. Cloistered, insecure, unapproachable.

Be confident but not flamboyant, and definitely not clamboyant.

by McLovin's Uncle November 16, 2018

Tourourism

Radical tourism that grossly devalues our currency for the benefit of a few parsimonious toads.

Recreation or wreck creation? Are you a tourourist? Tourourism is socially irresponsible; reconsider the merits of your leisure.

by McLovin's Uncle November 16, 2018