Mayor Me's definitions

Pickle Lady

Nickname for Spirit Payton, a well-known ASMR YouTuber whose most famous video is of her recording herself eating a pickle very close to a microphone.

Girl #1: Oh my god, the pickle lady is insane!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!

by Mayor Me August 27, 2020

House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.

Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.

by Mayor Me April 15, 2022

Hummus queen

A hummus queen is an LGBT+ man who strongly prefers or has a fetish for men of Middle Eastern descent. A reference to hummus being a Middle Eastern dish.

Brad's dated two Lebanese guys, an Egyptian guy and a Syrian guy! He's such a hummus queen.

by Mayor Me September 7, 2020

Lady Thatcher

1. The first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, who was given a life peerage after her retirement from the House of Commons in 1992 (allowing her to use the style Lady Thatcher).

2. According to Jo Brand, a device used to remove pubic hair.

Jo Brand: It was great, actually, when she became "Lady Thatcher", because then she sounded like a device for removing pubic hair.

by Mayor Me November 19, 2020

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

yldm

Acronym for "your life don't matter." It is considered a highly abusive and offensive phrase to send someone.

"My mom is abusing me. Every day she texts me yldm - your life don't matter."

by Mayor Me January 25, 2021

Beni

Abbreviation of benefits, which are a type of social security or welfare in the UK.

Jackie had to go on benis after her divorce.

by Mayor Me December 28, 2020