Mayor Me's definitions

Beni

Abbreviation of benefits, which are a type of social security or welfare in the UK.

Jackie had to go on benis after her divorce.

by Mayor Me December 28, 2020

yldm

Acronym for "your life don't matter." It is considered a highly abusive and offensive phrase to send someone.

"My mom is abusing me. Every day she texts me yldm - your life don't matter."

by Mayor Me January 25, 2021

HABAWAGs

Acronym for "Husbands and Boyfriends and Wives and Girlfriends." This is a spin on WAG, "Wives and Girlfriends," which was coined for the glamorous female partners of sports players. HABs was therefore a spin on the term, "Husbands and Boyfriends" for female sports players. HABAWAGs combines the two terms.

It can be used by professional female athletes (more often in a joking way), because there are many LGBT+ female professional athletes, so it can be common to see both male and female partners at a game. It can also be used at sports games where players are mixed-sex, or sometimes in men's sport if there is an openly LGBT+ player.

The HABAWAGs cheered on their girlfriends at the Women's World Cup.

by Mayor Me November 28, 2022

Tradwives

Plural of tradwife.

1. A phenomenon of women who choose to live as stay-at-home moms, but especially so if they are associated with conservative movements (paleoconservatism or even politics bordering on far-right). The wojack of a blonde woman in a flower dress is often seen as a tradwife, though has been used differently with the evolution of the meme.

2. A buzzword that has become meaningless among a subsection of Gen Z leftists involved in stan culture. Instead of accusing people of genuinely being conservative women, it can mean people who don't like a certain pop-culture icon who's arbitrarily being assigned as progressive.

Madeline: What the fuck? This Taylor Swift fan account just accused me of being a tradwife.
Abby: Aren't you a feminist who has a job? I don't get why they'd accuse you of promoting politics like that.
Madeline: No, I just made fun of Taylor Swift. Since some fans are fixated on her being a feminist icon, people who aren't her stans can just be called 'tradwives'.

by Mayor Me September 23, 2022

Retronded

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.

Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.

by Mayor Me April 7, 2022

Miss Rabbit

A person who seems to have a lot of jobs, gigs, and hobbies, without seeming overworked. A reference to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, who has every single job in Peppa's town.

Kelly's doing pro bono legal work, is helping out in a smoothie bar, is planning to run for office, and has part time shifts in data entry, but she's still got time to come join the book club? I swear, she's a total Miss Rabbit.

by Mayor Me April 9, 2022

House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.

Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.

by Mayor Me April 15, 2022