Mayor Me's definitions

Miss Rabbit

A person who seems to have a lot of jobs, gigs, and hobbies, without seeming overworked. A reference to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, who has every single job in Peppa's town.

Kelly's doing pro bono legal work, is helping out in a smoothie bar, is planning to run for office, and has part time shifts in data entry, but she's still got time to come join the book club? I swear, she's a total Miss Rabbit.

by Mayor Me April 9, 2022

Fire queen

A fire queen is a gay man with a sexual fetish for burning his partners with cigarettes, and/or vice-versa.

Robert tried to get me to burn him with cigarettes. I think he's a fire queen.

by Mayor Me September 7, 2020

Retronded

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.

Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.

by Mayor Me April 7, 2022

Hummus queen

A hummus queen is an LGBT+ man who strongly prefers or has a fetish for men of Middle Eastern descent. A reference to hummus being a Middle Eastern dish.

Brad's dated two Lebanese guys, an Egyptian guy and a Syrian guy! He's such a hummus queen.

by Mayor Me September 7, 2020

Beni

Abbreviation of benefits, which are a type of social security or welfare in the UK.

Jackie had to go on benis after her divorce.

by Mayor Me December 28, 2020

yldm

Acronym for "your life don't matter." It is considered a highly abusive and offensive phrase to send someone.

"My mom is abusing me. Every day she texts me yldm - your life don't matter."

by Mayor Me January 25, 2021

Lady Thatcher

1. The first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, who was given a life peerage after her retirement from the House of Commons in 1992 (allowing her to use the style Lady Thatcher).

2. According to Jo Brand, a device used to remove pubic hair.

Jo Brand: It was great, actually, when she became "Lady Thatcher", because then she sounded like a device for removing pubic hair.

by Mayor Me November 19, 2020