Mayor Me's definitions

Retronded

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.

Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.

by Mayor Me April 7, 2022

Miss Rabbit

A person who seems to have a lot of jobs, gigs, and hobbies, without seeming overworked. A reference to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, who has every single job in Peppa's town.

Kelly's doing pro bono legal work, is helping out in a smoothie bar, is planning to run for office, and has part time shifts in data entry, but she's still got time to come join the book club? I swear, she's a total Miss Rabbit.

by Mayor Me April 9, 2022

House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.

Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.

by Mayor Me April 15, 2022

Lady Thatcher

1. The first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, who was given a life peerage after her retirement from the House of Commons in 1992 (allowing her to use the style Lady Thatcher).

2. According to Jo Brand, a device used to remove pubic hair.

Jo Brand: It was great, actually, when she became "Lady Thatcher", because then she sounded like a device for removing pubic hair.

by Mayor Me November 19, 2020

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

Beni

Abbreviation of benefits, which are a type of social security or welfare in the UK.

Jackie had to go on benis after her divorce.

by Mayor Me December 28, 2020

yldm

Acronym for "your life don't matter." It is considered a highly abusive and offensive phrase to send someone.

"My mom is abusing me. Every day she texts me yldm - your life don't matter."

by Mayor Me January 25, 2021