Mayor Me's definitions

yldm

Acronym for "your life don't matter." It is considered a highly abusive and offensive phrase to send someone.

"My mom is abusing me. Every day she texts me yldm - your life don't matter."

by Mayor Me January 25, 2021

Beni

Abbreviation of benefits, which are a type of social security or welfare in the UK.

Jackie had to go on benis after her divorce.

by Mayor Me December 28, 2020

Fire queen

A fire queen is a gay man with a sexual fetish for burning his partners with cigarettes, and/or vice-versa.

Robert tried to get me to burn him with cigarettes. I think he's a fire queen.

by Mayor Me September 7, 2020

Retronded

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.

Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.

by Mayor Me April 7, 2022

Pickle Lady

Nickname for Spirit Payton, a well-known ASMR YouTuber whose most famous video is of her recording herself eating a pickle very close to a microphone.

Girl #1: Oh my god, the pickle lady is insane!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!

by Mayor Me August 27, 2020

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

Lady Thatcher

1. The first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, who was given a life peerage after her retirement from the House of Commons in 1992 (allowing her to use the style Lady Thatcher).

2. According to Jo Brand, a device used to remove pubic hair.

Jo Brand: It was great, actually, when she became "Lady Thatcher", because then she sounded like a device for removing pubic hair.

by Mayor Me November 19, 2020