Maya Butreeks's definitions

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

I'M NOT CRAZY!

If someone is yelling "I'M NOT CRAZY!", It's usually the crazy person saying it.

Someone: "I'M NOT CRAZY!"
Me:

by Maya Butreeks February 7, 2021

CRACKDOWN

An Xbox 360 game for kids whose parents won't let them play Grand Theft Auto.

The best thing about CRACKDOWN is that it's free without microtransactions.

by Maya Butreeks March 17, 2021

Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021

Anti-Masker

Even more delusional than Anti-Vaxxers. They think that wearing a mask "Infringes On Their Rights".

Wearing a mask is a way to protect you so you don't get infected with coronavirus.

Anti-Vaxxer: WEARING A MASK INFRINGES ON MY RIGHTS!!!

Me: (Shoots mask cannon at anti masker)

Anti-Masker: (dies from suffocation)

by Maya Butreeks April 29, 2021

Mr. Douchebag

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Good Vibes Only

A fancy word for Toxic Positivity. A bullshit belief that you should only feel good vibes. Even when a situation is fucked right in the ass.

Overpositive Person: Good Vibes Only!

Me: Why? What's so great about it?

Overpositive Person: You should be happy. Even in the most fucked up situations.

Me: (Punches Overpositive Person In The Stomach) HOW'S THAT FOR A FUCKED UP SITUATION!?

Overpositive Person: (Lying On Ground In Pain) Ow! You dumbass!

Me: STILL FEELING GOOD VIBES YA ASSHOLE!?

by Maya Butreeks May 10, 2021