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Definitions by Maya Butreeks

Grow a thick skin 

A phrase that is a huge middle finger to bullying victims.

A victim blaming phrase at best.

Anyone who says it to a bullying victim usually never experienced it, or is a bully themselves.
Person 1: I got shoved to the ground, beaten up, and spat on.

Person 2: Grow a thick skin

Person 3: Bitch! We had enough of you going around blaming bullying victims!

Shoots Person 2
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wii Crash (Not to be confused with Crash Of The Titans or Mind Over Mutant) is when you're getting a high score in probably CTGP (Modded Mario Kart Wii) or Project M, (Modded Brawl)
and out of nowhere...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wii Crash by Maya Butreeks April 15, 2022

Family Guy 

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.
Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!
Family Guy by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider 

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

Fortnite 

HEY! AT LEAST IT'S NOT SONIC 06 YA HIVEMINDED BASTARDS!!!
I can't stand anyone bashing Fortnite. They only bash it because of the reddit hivemind.
Fortnite by Maya Butreeks May 11, 2021
Kickass animation that me and my bro grew up watching on Cartoon Network.

Especially Dragon Ball Z.
Forget Hentai!!! Action Anime like DragonBall Z, Naruto, Pokemon, and One Piece hit home for me.
Anime by Maya Butreeks May 11, 2021

Good Vibes Only 

A fancy word for Toxic Positivity. A bullshit belief that you should only feel good vibes. Even when a situation is fucked right in the ass.
Overpositive Person: Good Vibes Only!

Me: Why? What's so great about it?

Overpositive Person: You should be happy. Even in the most fucked up situations.

Me: (Punches Overpositive Person In The Stomach) HOW'S THAT FOR A FUCKED UP SITUATION!?

Overpositive Person: (Lying On Ground In Pain) Ow! You dumbass!

Me: STILL FEELING GOOD VIBES YA ASSHOLE!?