An ancient beast which dates back to medieval periods. Its old age lead to lack of hair which leaves a big bald spot on his head. Due to it Living in the sewers for years, it lead to the shrinkening of his eyes, making them nothing more that slanted pebbles. These creatures have a hump on their back (like a dromedary camel) and are attracted to hairy nosey school boys (or bears).
They live of minimum wage and have the poorest living standards in existance.
Are also lazy and non productive and can only speak limited words (hello and ok)
They live of minimum wage and have the poorest living standards in existance.
Are also lazy and non productive and can only speak limited words (hello and ok)
GEORGE! GET YOUR LAZY BONES UP YOU GOT SOME TIRES TO FIX.
-deb the dunker, boss of the current klokk.
-deb the dunker, boss of the current klokk.
by Maurice from Albania January 08, 2018
A molecular being of dark skin and great mass. This type of person wears glasses and has a unibrow. Due to this beings high hydrochloric acid levels concentrated at his penile extension, he goes and talks to everybody he sees, even if he’s unwanted he sticks to any group of people he sees. This being thinks of himself as the god of tits and wine and would even reject the prettiest girl due to his high standards. He is often called a sex god and the sexiest shit alive as a joke, and due to his low iq level, he takes it all seriously.
Individual 1: Oh no kludas is here again, what should we do?
Individual 2: Buka re kluda
-A phrase commonly ushered to him, meaning shut up, but in a fancy way.
Individual 2: Buka re kluda
-A phrase commonly ushered to him, meaning shut up, but in a fancy way.
by Maurice from Albania January 09, 2018
A person who is big in mass. Hair in the upwards part of their nose connecting their two eyebrows into one unibrow, these eyebrows have the shape of batman, and are frequently mistaken for bats during the dark. This male has no basic intellect, thus ends up going to a technical school where he undergoes lessons in order to become a chef (gets a degree in koupepia and makaronia tou fournou) these people often get overly attached to one person and keep calling them all the time, usualy by video chat, and tells them they are too much for cyprus. This man is experienced in sex.
Yesterday i saw Strouthos in the dark, i saw his unibrow first so i thought it was a bat, but then i saw his immence mass and realized it was non other that Strouthos.
by Maurice from Albania January 09, 2018