Matty Boy's definitions

dung button

The Anus.

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

boy batter

Spoog, spode, spunk, cum, male ejaculate.

"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

double dice

If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'

Similar to dice only more so.

Woman: "I would like to take a toot on your trouser trumpet"
Man: "Double Dice!!"

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004