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brosee

a close friend. Someone who understands your complete vocabulary; especially the words no one else recognizes.
My brosee Jeff Pap digs what I'm repping, ya heard?
by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008
mugGet the broseemug.

mom card

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.
Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.
by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008
mugGet the mom cardmug.

Van Gorder

the best looking in any given group or gathering.
Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.
by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008
mugGet the Van Gordermug.

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