Definitions by Matthew Van Gorder
mom card
Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.
mom card by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008
Van Gorder
Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.
Van Gorder by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008