Definitions by Matthew Succomati

The Donut Shoppe 

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.

Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”

The Donut Shoppe by Matthew Succomati August 25, 2021

Heppetenturating 

Slump-walking at a brisk pace, while in a state of transmogrification.

I was heppetenturating on my way to school.

Heppetenturating by Matthew Succomati June 19, 2014