Matthew Smith's definitions

Chelsea

A group of foreigners who claim to be English and play within the English Premier League. Chelsea seem to think that buying Titles is successful. Chelsea's lame attempt at buying the trebble failed patheticly.

Buying the premiership: £100,000,000.

Loosing to Liverpool in the Champions League even after paying for 5 minutes extra time: Priceless.

Oh no its coming up to 90 minutes and we only have a draw, I better pay the Referees assistant some money so that we can get more than 3 minutes injury time and win!

by Matthew Smith September 3, 2005

wilso

The alternitive nickname for Luke Wilson. He usually gets called this in a sarcastic tone in order of taking the mick out of the 'Hard Boys'. Created by Matthew Smith.

"Wilsssoooooooo m8"
"Did ya go on rs last nite Wilso?"

by Matthew Smith March 6, 2005

Lupex

Lupex is the name of somebody who used to play deathball regulary and supports the football team Arsenal.

"Hey Lupex, you wanna go play some db?"
"Sure Nig"

by Matthew Smith March 2, 2005

Chelski

A Business who claim to play football. Chelski claim to be based in London.

Moscow's richest football club.

"Did you go and watch Chelski on sunday Tom?"
"Nah, there weren't any coaches to Russia"

by Matthew Smith March 2, 2005

LyNx

A former great gamer, the name formed from a can of deadorant. Since retired. LyNx was great at the game Deathball.

"LyNx m8 wana 5v5 war vs AoV ?"
"Nah, wanking :("

by Matthew Smith March 2, 2005

OMG

An abbreviation for the term 'Oh My God' 99% of the time used by online geeks. This word is used when a geek gets frustrated because he forgot to reload.

"OMG you wer dead! ffs i woulda had 89-0 if i didnt forget to reload!"
"OMG somebody just knifed me"

by Matthew Smith March 3, 2005

Arsenal

A highly skilled football team based in London. Arsenal are current championships of the best footballing league in Europe.

"Damn, Arsenal just won 7-0 again :("
"Yey, 9727 points clear now :)"

by Matthew Smith March 3, 2005