Definitions by Matthew Harris

matthew harris 

A legend from east end who basically overnight, became the ultimate duck hunter and bass fisherman. Legend has it, he can't spell for shit, but that doesn't keep this 3 nutt fool from eliminating countless mallard ducks in front of kids, and rippin lips on a Brody bend female on her bed and frying that bitch up.

Let's go to bayou meta and Matthew Harris some mallards in front of Phoenix.

matthew harris by Matthew Harris June 26, 2016

molphin 

A Cross Between A Boy Called Matt And A Dolphin

"Arrrr Harro Molphin"

molphin by Matthew Harris October 31, 2007

your an animal

originated from the stoned mouth of one Dan Mason meaning you are really stoned or just a nutter

"My word your an animal"
"No you an animal"
"Fuck that your an animal"

your an animal by Matthew Harris October 31, 2007