4 definitions by Matthew Creveling

Cat Trick

When you jerk off a male cat 3 times in the time span of a day.

My right arm sure was tired after I did the cat trick with Gary Lazereyes!

by Matthew Creveling February 5, 2021

A musical instrument that is created by stretching two rubber bands over a dog's asshole and plucking them with your teeth.

We should start a band together, I'll play the Juze Harp, and you could play the bumbazaar.

by Matthew Creveling August 24, 2008

Wasting time on the internet, i.e. surfing, checking email, facebook, etc.

John didn't socialize with anybody because he was too busy blagging on web forums.

Holy shit am I hung over from that party last night. Someone mix me a black Mexican so I can get out of bed.

by Matthew Creveling January 10, 2017