Matthew Creveling's definitions

Bumbazaar

A musical instrument that is created by stretching two rubber bands over a dog's asshole and plucking them with your teeth.

We should start a band together, I'll play the Juze Harp, and you could play the bumbazaar.

by Matthew Creveling October 14, 2008

black mexican

A mixed drink containing black coffee and a shot of tequila

Holy shit am I hung over from that party last night. Someone mix me a black Mexican so I can get out of bed.

by Matthew Creveling January 10, 2017

blagging

Wasting time on the internet, i.e. surfing, checking email, facebook, etc.

John didn't socialize with anybody because he was too busy blagging on web forums.

by Matthew Creveling May 13, 2008

Cat Trick

When you jerk off a male cat 3 times in the time span of a day.

My right arm sure was tired after I did the cat trick with Gary Lazereyes!

by Matthew Creveling February 4, 2021