Definitions by Matt_The_Anime_Man

Fuck someone off 

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.

I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!

Fuck someone off by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021

Humpies 

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

Humpies by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Swigged

Drunk as hell

Danny: Hey Pedro, how about we go to the bar and get swigged?
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!

Swigged by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 12, 2020

3D Hentai 

A sex tape that is a reenactment of hentai (or ero-anime/ero-manga in Japanese)

Mark: Recently, me and my anime-obsessed girlfriend, who is a really sweet girl with a perverted heart, have done a 3D hentai. We need someone to rotoscope the tape and it will be carefully locked within the depths of my box of secrets!

Bill: That's pretty sick, man. Reenacting a Japanese adult cartoon would be neat!

Mark: You said it, boss!

3D Hentai by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 10, 2020

Loaded 

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

Loaded by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 5, 2020

Gulp 

Scared, like when you're about to gulp

Oh shit, I felt so gulp af going up that drop tower ride at the amusement park. Shortly when I began to drop down, it felt like I was gonna enter Hell or some shit.

Gulp by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Honey Bear 

A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.

Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*

Honey Bear by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020