Matt Parker (parkman47)'s definitions

butt pirate

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

buttplug

Cork for the anus.

he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002

segz

segments of tape worm found in feces.

Dude, I think I dropped another seg.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010