Definitions by Matt Bates

sedler 

A rhino looking pretty boy who loves to drink vodka redbulls and commonly has a disabled mouth

'Man are you drinking vk red bulls and talking outta the side of your mouth??? Man you must be sedlered!!

sedler by matt bates January 15, 2008

Please 

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.

'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'

Please by Matt Bates November 16, 2004

porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003